男朋友的功能—– 

1.私人街道認路圖
2.強力開瓶器
3.私人拳打腳踢咬的沙包
4.自動開門侍應
5.看電影時的選座位儀
6.攝時間頂替者
7.消閒好去處指南
8.乘坐交通工具時的人肉扶手
9.購物時的人肉紙袋手抽器加提款卡
10.購物後檢閱戰利品時的觀眾
11.電器常識手冊
12.晚間送甜品的外賣仔
13.私人鬧鐘
14.人肉攬枕
15.預先弄暖被窩的人肉電氈
16.私家走光警報儀
17.性感衣著檢查關卡
18.甜言蜜語供應商


雖然我自問都做到好多樣,但係我既經驗話俾我知 –

對女仔唔夠好,會俾佢話唔夠細心…
對女仔太過好,而會俾佢覺得俾緊佢壓力…
同fd出街唔陪佢,會俾佢覺得佢唔重要…
唔出街陪佢,又會俾佢話我冇朋友,太內向,唔得活躍
住家好男人,永遠都追唔到女仔
玩女人既男人,先係世界上感情既最終勝利者….


呢個係咩世界?

係呢個世界唔適合我,定係我唔適合呢個世界?

到底要做到一個點既男人,先能夠做到中庸呢….

點先追到一個我愛佢,而佢又愛我既女人既….

只係想要一個咁既女朋友者….都唔係好高要求者…點解上天咁都唔俾我…

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Posted on April 7, 2006, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. 講到男人好似機器咁..XD”

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